Noah to the Front Desk, Please…

My wife and I got back yesterday from a trip to visit my in-laws, and we discovered that our hot water heater had — technically speaking — gone all asplodey-go-boom, leaving an inch of water across our entire basement. The cats, whose litter boxes were in the basement —...

Compiling…

I spend a lot of my life waiting for compiling, for progress bars to creep across a computer screen. I usually spend it reading Google News, Ars Technica, or Wikipedia. What do you do with these otherwise-wasted minutes?

Domains, hah!

I bought smile-lang.org today.  I doubt anybody will ever use it, but maybe this’ll turn out to be an auspicious moment in history, eh? But I guess now that the Smile programming language has a website, it probably ought to start existing, shouldn’t it?  I have a lexer built,...

I’ts been a long time

Once upon a time, I had a blog up here, and my software, and a whole bunch of other stuff. I stopped doing that some years ago. It was a lot of hassle to maintain the mess, and absolutely soul-crushing at times to read the comments. But — I...